Tuesday, October 2, 2007

6 Signs of Stress

1. The waves lapping at your ankles are due to the handfuls of hair clogging your shower drain.

2. The object you keep catching out of the corner of your eye is really just the "blemish" on your nose.

3. Silver strands of hair can be more accurately described as streaks of gray.

4. A shoulder massage is your favorite way to receive affection.

5. Your pantry is suddenly very empty of carbohydrates.

6. Scissors find their way into your hands and start cutting hair even though you had a professional trim last week.
(Thanks, Kellie, for the promise of intervention if this sign surfaces again!)

If you have a moment, let me know what your favorite ways to reduce stress are. And keep those anwers G rated, thank you very much!

Biding my time!!

1 comment:

Blue Skies said...

Chocolate, of course. Then a good run to get rid of the chocolate. When you get back you'll feel much better.