The Little Lost Library Book

Once upon a time in the wonderful land called Library there was a little white hardback book who loved to be read. She was read by big kids and by little kids. She was read by girls and by boys. She was read in the morning, noon, and at night. She was read over and over and over again. Until she went to the house of C. Where she was lost. Vanished. Never to be found...until C.'s lunch detention has been served and C.'s mom pays a crazy price for another copy. Then she will promptly be found under a pile of blankets/toys/artwork/etc. and will then be returned to the library to sit next to her fresh spanking new twin that was purchased by C.'s mom. The End.